genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via forgave)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via trust)

(Source: ralndrops, via gnarly)

(Source: askdaddywho, via stability)

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

(Source: hotelforcorndogs, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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(via forgave)

(Source: lion, via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: neonlit, via overfierce)

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via gnarly)

makingyoucry:

Lol

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via geniusly)

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

(Source: onherway, via midnightstarsbringwishes)